· Can I get something for free?
· Do your arms get tired?
- Can you go out (leave the store) and buy me a cooler and some ice so I can make it on my 1 hr trip with your milkshakes?
· Do you have any healthy ice cream?
· Is there anything smaller than a small?
· Where are your prices?
· Do you have bathrooms?
· Why are you so expensive?
· Can you write on the cakes?
· What are cakes made out of? (even though each cake has a label that answers that question)
· Do mix-ins cost extra?
· Where are you located?
· What size cakes do you have?
· Are the display cones the only size cones you have?
· Is that Ice Cream (when looking at dip cabinet)?
· Is your ice cream melted?
· How do you stay skinny when you work here?
· Are your chocolate sprinkles milk or dark chocolate?
· Are you sprinkles hard or soft? Can I taste them?
· Is this all tiramisu (looking at dip cabinet)?
· Do you put real cheese on your ice cream pizzas?
· How long do you bake your ice cream pizzas?
· Do you have to keep the ice cream cupcakes frozen?
· Can you scrape the filling out of the oreo before you mix it into my ice cream?
· Can I taste your cookie dough? Can I bake your cookie dough?
· Can I get bourbon in my butter pecan?
· Can you put vodka in my shake?
· Can you put Benadryl in my kid’s ice cream?
· Can I pay with snakes?
· Can you put fiber in my shake?
· What do you do at this place?
· Is that powdered sugar on the table (frozen table)?
· What kind of sweetner do you put in your ice cream?
· Do you sell hot coffee?
· Do you have ice?
· Do you sell donuts?
· Does mixing that ice cream give you a workout?
· Is that table cold?
· The Snickers you put in my ice cream are stale
You forgot a few:
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-Why do you look so young? How old to you have to be to work here? (I'm a senior in college.)
-Will this ice cream make me fat?
-Is this the most fattening ice cream in the world? (To this, I responded with a resounding, " YES!" The woman didn't seem too daunted by this response, and ordered a large.)
-Why does it [the ice cream] look like play dough?
-Can you make me something that tastes like a Sonic Blast/Wendy's Frosty/Dairy Queen Blizzard?
-Can I have a fresh brownie in this? As in, can you cut me a fresh brownie from a sealed package--even though I have no food allergies--just because I want it "fresh?"
-Can you give me only the red M&M's?
-Why do you NEVER have ________ when I come in?!? UGH!
-Can you make a CAKE for my kid who's allergic to eggs and tree nuts?
-Do you like pecan pie? Would you like some free samples from Mrs. Sullivan's?
-Would you like to buy an ad for ___________?
-Would you like to give free ice cream to _____________?
-Can you hand-draw Superman on sixty cupcakes?
-Can I have one of your cow aprons?
-Why don't you have a drive-thru?
-Why is that big block white? (*ahem* the frozen table)
-Is that table frozen? (that big white block where we are mixing toppings into ice cream)
-Why is there water running around your table?
-Why do you have a tip jar?
-Can you dip my entire ice cream cone in your chocolate?
-I want something low-fat. Can I have your fat-free mango sorbet with brownies, cookie dough, and fudge?
Wow, Amy! I had no idea! I like the last one. We get that all the time :) I love how people have no idea how we do what we do, and then proceed to ask dumb questions. I guess they can't help it.
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